I literally feel like I’m in a movie 24/7. And i like it.
The week started with the establishment of a mad crew (Victoria, Julia, Shilo, Carlijn, Celine and Me)
First week of class was sweeet sometimes i had no idea what they were talking about and just smiled and waved. Which drew attention to me as i was just sitting there waving in the middle of the class. All my teachers are nutt jobs! Really enthusiastic and funny but i love it. They actually get into their classes so much instead of putting us to sleep like USC teachers. My audio and video teacher is an absolute trippa. Hes this short stumpy (real stumpy...stumpy may even be an understatement) south African...i think. South somewhere a rather. He uses the phrase sausage for everything....everything! “If something goes wrong then theres too much sausage somewhere.....If the sausage isn’t on right your all in sausage” the whole class just sits in silence trying not to burst out laughing. I almost lost it when he looked at me. The teachers love to hear your opinion on everything. And trust me Americans have a buttload of opinions...on everything! They know everything just ask them. And as Dr Greg puts it “opinions are like buttholes everyone has one and they all stink” i liked that one.
The talent at Millersville is little to none. But there is one....one boy in my class that i may or may not have a little crush on. And by little i mean massive. Im pretty sure he caught me staring at him with a Sam Power creepy half smile and thinks im a weirdo but that isn’t anything im not used to. I will work up the courage to talk to him one day! I will woo him with my incredibly bogan Australian accent he wont be able to resist my witty charm ha! Will update you on my progress. No doubt i will do something stupid like introduce myself to him as his name which is not uncommon for me. Iv absolutely lost all my ability to pull dudes. I seem to scare them away usually after dacking them or jokingly punching them in the face for a laugh.
I also tried snycronized swimming and went to a dance audition...... Snycronized swimming was the best... just think nose plugs, swimming caps, goggles, ugliest swim suits you have ever see and the Brady bunch. Way harder then it looks though. I almost drowned. Sadly I declined the offer of nose plugs, and bright coloured swim caps. But i did make it into the dance school wo go me. I hope these white girls can teach me how to dougie. Both these stories can only be told in more detail in person but im sure you can all imagine why.
So in saying i feel like im in a movie 24/7 the movie is set at a grade 8 school camp. WE have hall meetings and are under constant supervision which is gunna drive me crazy by the end of the semester. We got banned from skating down the halls, we have had 2 noise complaints and 1 warning because our GA (graduate assistant) stalked our facebook and found pictures of us drinking in the dorms! Probably read my status about trawling 3km back to campus in the freezing cold with a carton of smirnoffs in my backpack! Lawl my armpits stink. So we listened to triple J and drank the carto on Wednesday then i went to the two local drinking holes just off campus Thursday. Koarake at the pizza joint was mad. I usually cant stand karaoke and want to strangle anyone that attempts to sing a terrible song with an even worse voice. Hence why I refuse going to good old Omalleys before 12pm on a Sunday. But these people could actually sing! Dreadlocks fucking killed it! She sung Florence and the machine dog days which is a personal favourite and she smashed it. $1 beers were going down a treat too.
Friday night we went to acouple of parties....red cups, kegs, j boys, and epic grinding. One was a basement party. It was like front bar underground. Saaaaa good. I was cutting rug in the middle of the dance floor and looked up to see everyone looking at me weird. Not much Jack Thompson dancing gets done over here. There dancing was just....grinding. I don’t really know how to explain this but it blew my mind not in a good way either. Guys just stand up against a wall all in a line and girls just grind up on them....it was the strangest thing iv ever seen. I was like W T F mate what is going on here? The guys just stand behind them grabbing there butts.....haha i just party rocked by myself. Smoked a big J boss before i left then barely remember getting home. Saturday we did some tie dying my shirt is sweet. Julias not so much.
That night we went to a party and completely took over. Put our music on and started our own drinking games which turned into an epic game of never have i ever. We started off going round in a circle asking questions but everyone soon ran out of things to ask and it was pretty much just me asking questions the whole time. One of the ugliest guys i have ever seen wearing the worst hat ever made kept drinking to everything. I was like come on mate you clearly haven’t had sex that much. Your not being very realistic in drinking to everything. Ohh but he had done it all. Threesome, sex with your best friends girlfriend, sex in a toilet, SEX ON THE ROOF! Yes he apparently has had sex on the roof. Ohhh and sex at the beach....after admitting he hadn’t been out of Pennsylvania and there are no beaches here.....He took a good stab at impressing us though. Also met the most annoying guy in the world at that party SHilo slapped him nice big slap too. He actually admitted he tries to look like Justin Bieber dead serious....I could of killed him. I would literally prefer to hang out with Justin Bieber everyday of my life then ever have to talk to that guy again. Spent the last hour of the night talking epic American politics with some dude that plays rugby union (prop). Fascinating stuff.
And American dudes are so weird. If you talk to one of them they automatically think they are going to have sex with you.... well there not. They were so wrong and found out the hard way.
Gooooood WEeeeeeek
